There are times when it seems as if all you have to do is breathe to annoy the guy in your life. Men and women are very different beings. We think that we are helpful and charming, but sometimes, they don’t agree. If you think that you aren’t irritating him, think again. These are the 70 ways to annoy your boyfriend without even trying.
#1 Tell him he should wear something
different than what he has on. Even if he is under or overdressed for an occasion, he doesn’t want to hear it from you. Just let him wear what he wants and deal with the consequences.
#2 Change the channel. Nobody likes to have the channel changed right in front of them, even if it looks like they weren’t really watching choose.
#3 Ask him what he wants to do tonight. Guys don’t like to be put on the spot. Having to make decisions about plans usually irritates them. Really, they just want you to choose.
#4 Call his mom to chit chat. Guys don’t like it when you make friends with their mother. The last thing they need is the two of you ganging up on them.
#5 Show up at his work. His work and private spaces are supposed to be kept separate from his relationship. If you just show up at work, he may not be as enthusiastic as you might have thought.
#6 Talk to his ex. He doesn’t want you to know about what he did in relationships before you. There is a good chance that you may even take his ex’s side, or make judgments about him.
#7 Stick around until noon. Guys don’t want to hang out and reminisce about the night before. Likely, if they want to sit around in their underwear, they don’t want you sitting alongside them.
#8 Talk constantly. Sometimes, guys just want to revel in their silence. When they don’t want to talk, they don’t want to hear you talking, either.
#9 Call them. Unless important information is being exchanged, guys would prefer that you not call them. They’re already typically creatures of few words, and talking over the phone can only make it worse.
#10 Text in front of them. Texting while with a guy tells him that he isn’t number-one. The only time he wants you to take time from what you’re doing to text is to him.
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Credit: Julie Keating.